I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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