we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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