Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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