I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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