and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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