i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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