you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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