Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
then he tried to convert me to islam
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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