I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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