I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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