You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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