I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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