I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
