girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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