From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
A+ Viking dick
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