So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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