you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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