Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
These tits shall not be calmed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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