"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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