ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I had to cum in my sink.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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