help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize