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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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