Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The beer is more important than you right now.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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