Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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