Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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