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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We got so high we made milksteak

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (845): View more from New York

  Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy

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• (760): View more from California

  I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team

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• (716): View more from New York

  Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.

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