I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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