Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.