Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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