but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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