her vagine was all disorganized.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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