so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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