Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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