If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
did i just pee glitter
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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