how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.