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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  fuck the hobbit

  (301): View more from Maryland

  what about unicorns?

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  fuck those pointy horses

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (530): View more from California

  it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?

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• (916): View more from California

  Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?

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• (585): View more from New York

  The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.

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