Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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