im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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