I need help removing her.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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