dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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