you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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