32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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