How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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