I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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