fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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