Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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