Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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