We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I deserve this hangover.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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