I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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