The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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