we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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