Non-Jews are for practice
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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