bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
