Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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