Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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